sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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