i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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