do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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