Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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