I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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