Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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