i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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