Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
not ubering you a puppy
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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