This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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