I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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