So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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