can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
its not stalking. its research.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Dignity is for republicans.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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