i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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