so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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