D3 body, D1 cock
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Boobs speak an international language.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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