Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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