why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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