I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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