How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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