she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
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Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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