JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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