Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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