kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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