woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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