Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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