i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Randomize
