mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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