I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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