There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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