you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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