Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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