come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
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I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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