he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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