READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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