I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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