is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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