she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
