it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Even my vagina gasped.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
She has the best kind of daddy issues
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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