Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
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Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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