just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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