And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
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it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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