i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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