I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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