i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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