There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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