that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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