she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I see more hoeing in ur future
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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