I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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