Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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I need you to use more vowels.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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