if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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