they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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