I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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