I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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