Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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