my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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